Dick in a box.

오랜만에 신선한 충격을 준 Dick in a box. ㅋㅋ 이런걸 생각하는 미국인이란 ㅋㅋㅋ
정말 신선하다.

오래된 연인이면 특별한날.
분위기 잡고 "Take a look inside, its my dick in a box".  하면 재미있을 듯.

Hey girl, i got somethin' real important to give you

so just sit down and listen

Girl You know we've been together for such a long long time (such a long time)

But now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wow!)

You know its christmas,

and my heart is open Wide (open wide)

Gonna give you something so you know whats on my mind (whats on my mind)

A Gift real special, so take of the top

Take a look inside, its my dick in a box (its in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sorta gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl you gotta know you're my shining star

Not gonna get you a house on the hills

Girl like you needs something real

Wana get you something from the heart (Something Special Girl)

its my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe

Its my dick in a box (oooh), my dick in a box girl

See im wise enough to know when a gift needs given (girl)

and i got just the one

something to show you that you are second to none (yeah, yeah yeah)

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
ITs easy to do just follow three steps

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open the box

and thats the way you do it

its my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe

its my dick in a box (oooh)

my dick in a box girl

Christmas.. dick in a box

Haunnuka.. dick in a box

Kwanza... a dick in a box

every single holiday a dick in a box

over at your parents house a dick in a box

mid-day at a grocery store a dick in a box

backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah wow wow wow wow wow)

(a dick in a box)

(a dick in a box)

(a dick in a box)